Current QuickPoll results for 2358 entries:
What is the most horrific thing about a Prairie Dog of War?
| Once released, it tends to "let slip" around into everything, ... just let a slipping dog lie, OK? |
114 |
4% |
 |
| Its giant paper mache body puts fear into the hearts of crafters everywhere, ... I can think of one crafter who'd dig it. |
139 |
5% |
 |
| Its wanton destruction and terror is matched only by its ability to attract tourists, ... it's a chicken or the egg kinda thing. |
513 |
21% |
 |
| It usually ends up playing with the Hounds of Hell, ... or in this case, the Teddy of Terror. |
154 |
6% |
 |
| The smell, ... a by product of eating geek meat. |
361 |
15% |
 |
| It tends to bring out all the Shakespeare geeks, ... they're usually sleeping, or perchance, dreaming. |
534 |
22% |
 |
| The only thing worse is a Prairie Dog of Peace. |
543 |
23% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and "Cry Havoc" being banned, on pain of death, in the ninth year of Richard II's reign.
