Current QuickPoll results for 1943 entries:
What the heck is the Real Millennium Bug?
Something Dick Clark developed so that he can live beyond the year 2999, ... he's a big After Y3K Fan. ;-)
RealPlayer's year 2000 problem, ... At the stroke of midnight, it starts screwing around with the video stream.
A black monolith that transforms the Geek into an ape, ... the moment when his fanny pack transforms into a bananna is especially cool.
A cute little program that wishes you Happy New Year's 2001, ... then gives your hard drive a hangover.
Something way worse than that pesky little Y2K bug, ... you mean something that transforms the Geek into Dick Clark? Gasp!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and lip reading computers.)