After Y2K ... the new millennium is a laugh!

Current QuickPoll results for 2003 entries:

What was your latest hallucination?

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, ... she's such a pushover for those big, imaginary, elf-like guys. 71 3%

I went outside and thought the sky was the Blue Screen of Death, ... just press CONTROL-ALT de'Earth. 807 40%

I astral projected into Bill Gates's secret money bin, ... that must have been nice, his non-secret one is so crowded these days. 82 4%

I opened the fridge door and found the leftovers having an orgy, ... never store the cucumbers with the artichokes. 443 22%

I thought the USB connector in the back of my head was actually a serial port, ... at least the caffeine connector in the front of your head seems to be working nicely. 599 29%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that sticky glue stuff that duct tape leaves behind.

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, ... she's such a pushover for those big, imaginary, elf-like guys.	71	3%
I went outside and thought the sky was the Blue Screen of Death, ... just press CONTROL-ALT de'Earth.	807	40%
I astral projected into Bill Gates's secret money bin, ... that must have been nice, his non-secret one is so crowded these days.	82	4%
I opened the fridge door and found the leftovers having an orgy, ... never store the cucumbers with the artichokes.	443	22%
I thought the USB connector in the back of my head was actually a serial port, ... at least the caffeine connector in the front of your head seems to be working nicely.	599	29%