Current QuickPoll results for 1260 entries:
What was your most recent malfunction?
It was a hardware failure, ... I think there's pills for that now.
It was a software issue, ... you can't rush these things!
My batteries ran out, big time, ... Try eating breakfast!
I crashed on an emotional level, ... I find rebooting helps.
My heart skipped a beat after seeing Kerry, the MacAbacus Warehouse girl, in yesterday's comic,... catalogue girls are very powerful entities.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and unforeseen malfunctions due to faulty wiring.)