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Current QuickPoll results for 1357 entries:
If there were such a thing as an "Abs World Expo", who would you like to see give the keynote?
Charles Atlas, The Father of Modern Day Abs, ... friend, can you spare a dime?!!
102
7%
Linus Torvalds, obviously ... he's quite a cruncher... of code!
160
11%
Hemos would have to keynote, or attendance would suffer, ... as those foolish organizers of Abs World Expo '98 found out first hand!
104
7%
One of the Techno-Talking Babes... as if the others ever had a chance...
944
69%
The Geek, ... such a cute little rollie-Pollie!
47
3%
If you voted for a Techno-Talking Babe, which one would you prefer to keynote?
Dawn, ... she's in great shape, and she doesn't even know it!
262
19%
Fawn, ... she's in great shape, and the polls usually show it!
441
32%
Brandy, ... she's in great shape, and she shows it!
264
19%
Bambi, ... she's in great shape, and she enjoys it!
166
12%
Now, after all this talk about abs, are you kinda super turned on?
Yes, ... yes, oh god YES!
393
28%
No, ... the Boss is looking
302
22%
I can't tell anymore, ... my brain is bleeding from too many questions!
621
45%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and three sets of thirty reps (That's jock talk, for you geeks in the audience.)
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